Your weekly Eric Mangini round-up!
ERIC MANGINI WTF FACE OF THE WEEK (E.M.W.T.F.F.O.T.W.)
“Remember what you learned in The Secret, Eric: positive thinking can change outcomes. Think positive. First down. We’re going to get this first down … Did we get the first down? Shit.”
THROWDOWN!
This week, WWE wrestler/The Real World: Back To New York contestant/professional douchebag Mike “The Miz” Mizanin * called out Mangini in an ESPN Video Games (really?) interview. Mizanin, a Parma native (I know, I’m shocked too) and life-long Browns fan, is disappointed with the coach:
“A person I’d like to see and smack the s— out of is [Cleveland Browns coach] Eric Mangini. That’s what I’d like to do. He is doing absolutely horrific. He is horrible … I want to smack Eric Mangini so hard he poops himself. The Browns are the new Lions. It’s horrific.”
I wonder what that fight would look like …
/Strokes imaginary beard …
THE MIZ LOOKS LIKE HE HAS MANGINI IN AN ARM HOLD! BUT WHAT’S THIS? …
… MANGINI RESPONDS WITH THE BIG BOOT! OHHHHHHHH GAWD!
FIREWATCH ‘09!
Speaking of juvenile displays of machismo, Matt Taibbi has a piece in this month’s Rolling Stone! The editorial mocks the Browns and Mangini. It’s not available to read online.
In related news, sports fans continue to not give a shit about what Matt Taibbi writes.
Oh, and a few of the Browns have the H1N1 virus and Eric Wright almost died. Not a good week for Mangini. But is his job safe?!
* Did you know that, in French, “The Mez” translates to “Les Mis”?
[...] Mangini photoshops never get old. Here he is, doing some wrasslin with that Miz [...]
Hey, now come on now, Triv says the reason Cleveland’s sport teams suck so much is because of the Indian who is burried next to the baseball field and needs to be dug up and sent back to his homeland. And maybe while we are doin that, we get rid of Chief Wahoo and replace him with a centipede.
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