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How Would The Browns Use LeBron?

The sports-world is buzzing with the word that Bron-Bron believes he could play in the NFL:

“If I put all my time and commitment into it, if I dedicated myself to the game of football, I could be really good … No matter what team I was on.”

Eric Mangini, in the no-brainer statement of the century, said he would welcome LeBron playing for the Browns.

Which got me thinking …

… We’ve all seen the commercial. What if The Chosen One actually suited up for the Browns? How would Browns offensive coordinator Brian Daboll utilize the 6’8, 250-pound freak of nature (and two-time All Ohio wide receiver)?

My patented “Kardiac Kid Super-Sports Computer” analyzed Daboll’s offense against LeBron’s skill set to determine the most likely Browns play calls featuring King James. Here are the results:

Brian Daboll’s LeBron James Browns Offense


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Discussion

2 comments for “How Would The Browns Use LeBron?”

  1. [...] And finally, how the Browns would use LeBron James if he made the jump to the NFL.  Thankfully, only two percent of the time is used on last play hook-and-laterals. [The Kardiac Kid] [...]

    Posted by While We’re Waiting… LeBron James’ OHIO, Matt Stafford’s Shoulder, Brian Daboll’s Playbook | WaitingForNextYear | November 23, 2009, 6:01 AM
  2. I was just thinking that just what the world needed was another sarcastic blog post about the Browns offense. Thanks. You wearing a “Metcalf up the Middle” shirt, by any chance? Those are hilarious.

    Posted by Nice | November 23, 2009, 10:33 AM

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