The sports-world is buzzing with the word that Bron-Bron believes he could play in the NFL:
“If I put all my time and commitment into it, if I dedicated myself to the game of football, I could be really good … No matter what team I was on.”
Eric Mangini, in the no-brainer statement of the century, said he would welcome LeBron playing for the Browns.
Which got me thinking …
… We’ve all seen the commercial. What if The Chosen One actually suited up for the Browns? How would Browns offensive coordinator Brian Daboll utilize the 6’8, 250-pound freak of nature (and two-time All Ohio wide receiver)?
My patented “Kardiac Kid Super-Sports Computer” analyzed Daboll’s offense against LeBron’s skill set to determine the most likely Browns play calls featuring King James. Here are the results:
Brian Daboll’s LeBron James Browns Offense







[...] And finally, how the Browns would use LeBron James if he made the jump to the NFL. Thankfully, only two percent of the time is used on last play hook-and-laterals. [The Kardiac Kid] [...]
I was just thinking that just what the world needed was another sarcastic blog post about the Browns offense. Thanks. You wearing a “Metcalf up the Middle” shirt, by any chance? Those are hilarious.