Why Eric Mangini Will Be The Best Browns Coach Ever

After some soul-searching, I came to the following conclusion:

Eric Mangini will be the true savior of the Cleveland Browns franchise.

Here’s why.

Our d-coordinator is awfully talky…

Rob Ryan, running his mouth: Part 1.

Braylon Edwards Drop-fest Liveblog!

4th QUARTER 3:48 p.m. — Mercifully, it’s over. I can’t even blame Braylon for this one. The Browns are twelve kinds of terrible. Romeo should try to find some kind of way to get out of next week’s game at Pittsburgh . . .  3:32 p.m. — And that’s the reason Bruce Gradkowski was behind [...]

Week 16: Misery Bowl 2008

Are you ready for some football?! An afternoon shit-fest! We’ve got Bray and RAC and Chad,  it’s gonna be a hot mess, There’s not that much at stake ’cause our seasons are done, But fans of watching trainwrecks are gonna have some fun! (No apologies to that worthless turd Hank Williams Jr.) Here’s the deal. The Cleveland [...]

The Moose Turns Into The Goat

It’s hard to win when you throw four interceptions, but D.A. and the Browns nearly pulled it off this afternoon in a 19-14 loss to the Bungles. After giving up 19 points in the first half, the Browns defense pitched a shutout for the final 30 minutes, but it wasn’t enough as the clock ran [...]

Week 16: Special Guest Analyst, “Nick”

Ho ho ho! Matt was too nervous to write today’s post, so he asked me to do it. After all, I only have to deliver toys and presents to children all over the world in two days, why would I be busy? As you all know, I’m a die-hard Browns fan. Today, my Brownies play [...]

Playoffs? Don’t Talk About Playoffs! You Kiddin’ Me? Playoffs?

Sorry to scratch your cognitive itch with that Jim Mora rant, but I’m concerned over the exponentially growing confidence of Browns fans. I’m not any more pessimistic than your average life-long Cleveland sports enthusiast, and I think the Browns are in a great position to make the, um, p-word, but I’m starting to feel this strange feeling [...]