Why Eric Mangini Will Be The Best Browns Coach Ever

After some soul-searching, I came to the following conclusion:

Eric Mangini will be the true savior of the Cleveland Browns franchise.

Here’s why.

Top 10 SI Covers At The Expense Of Cleveland Teams

Sometimes I think Cleveland teams are a weird sports version of Stormtroopers, as if they might just exist to make the “good guys” look awesome…

Hail The Conquering Hero

Anti-shirt activist and John McCain spokesman Brady Quinn outlasted his arch-nemesis Derek Anderson, the scrappy, bed-shitting Moose From Scappoose, and will be forced to start for the 2009 Cleveland Browns. When reached for comment, Quinn said, “Wait, do I still have to hold the clipboard?” Derek Anderson, whom the Browns signed in a three-year, $24 [...]