Why Eric Mangini Will Be The Best Browns Coach Ever

After some soul-searching, I came to the following conclusion:

Eric Mangini will be the true savior of the Cleveland Browns franchise.

Here’s why.

Browns 1-0, Braylon Edwards 0-1

“Yes! Yes! Oh let me taste your tears, Braylon! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmm-yummy! Mmm-yummy!”

Mangnenius?

Meet your new Cleveland Browns head coach. Al “Moneybags” Lerner made a not-so bold and daring move Wednesday, selecting a former New England Patriots Defensive Coordinator to helm the Browns. Over three seasons with the J-E-T-S, Mangenius was 23-25. The new Browns coach has been reportedly scheming to bring some of his old assistants along [...]

Cleveland Browns Coaching Sweepstakes!

You know the story: Randy “Moneybags” Lerner decided in his infinite wisdom to give Romeo Crennel and Phil Savage each $9-10 million to not have to live in Cleveland anymore. For his next brilliant move, Moneybags will hire a new general manager and head coach. As you might expect, candidates are lining up to coach [...]

The Moose Turns Into The Goat

It’s hard to win when you throw four interceptions, but D.A. and the Browns nearly pulled it off this afternoon in a 19-14 loss to the Bungles. After giving up 19 points in the first half, the Browns defense pitched a shutout for the final 30 minutes, but it wasn’t enough as the clock ran [...]