JINXED: How the Lebron-Shaq SI Cover Will Doom The Cavs

Everyone knows that jinxes are real, just like curses and hexes (Not spells, though. That would be ridiculous.)

The most powerful jinx that exists is the dreaded Sports Illustrated cover jinx.

Cavs Trade Bunch Of Guys For Other Bunch Of Guys

Larry Hughes is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier. Hallelujah. This may mark the end of one of my favorite websites, but thank you Jim Paxson for being dumb enough to take Larry Hughes! Sure, we got another terrible contract in The Beast, but at least we’re not expecting him to score points and distribute the basketball. [...]

I’ve Figured Out What’s Wrong With Sasha Pavlovic

Frodo stole his identity. That’s right, Elijah Wood, Teen Choice Awards nominee and portrayer of douchebags, has kidnapped guard Sasha Pavlovic and taken his spot in the Cleveland Cavaliers starting line-up. Wood, a self-proclaimed Smashing Pumpkins worshipper who shares an uncanny resemblance to Pavlovic, is responsible for the guard’s staggering drops in field goal percentage, three-point field goal [...]

Mike Brown’s Clipboard Masterpieces, #2

Earlier this week, Cleveland Cavaliers Head Coach Mike Brown signed a two-year contract extension. This means he’s going to have plenty of time to work on his offensive “play-calling.”  Here are some recent examples: Self-Portrait (2008) My Happy Place (2008) True Love (2008)

STFU, Damon Jones!

Recently, Damon Jones has complained about his lack of playing time and demanded to be traded. It’s time to keep him in check, with this edition of STFU! DJ, 1. Spurning the Team is a Foolish Undertaking. On Christmas Day against the Miami Heat, you refused to come into the game during garbage time. I understand that you’d been riding [...]

Mike Brown’s Clipboard Masterpieces, #1

Sometimes I sit up at night and wonder what Cleveland Cavaliers Head Coach Mike Brown is drawing up in his late-game huddles. It can’t be a play, because when the team comes back from the time-out, they clear the court and let LeBron dribble out the clock and take a long, contested three-pointer. What could [...]