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Do the new Cleveland Browns deserve the team’s name, colors, logos, and legacy?
INT. APPLEBEE’S ® — NIGHT
The Manginis go out for a romantic dinner…
Browns Win; Apocalypse Imminent
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
INT. ERIC MANGINI’S OFFICE — DAY
Mangini paces his office/bedroom. Mangini: These morons lived through four years of Butch Davis, then another FOUR FUCKING YEARS of Romeo Crennel, and now they want to fire me after only three games? We’re not even to the bye week and I’M THE WORST NFL HEAD COACH HIRE IN 25 YEARS? ARE YOU SHITTING ME, JOE PO-WHATEVERYOURNAMEIS? I’M A MANGENIUS! Mangini collapses in a [...]
INT. ERIC MANGINI’S OFFICE — NIGHT
Mangini stands next to a chair which has been placed under a ceiling fan. He ties a noose. Mangini: Rex Ryan beats Belichick with my old team while my new team makes the Broncos look like the ’85 Bears. I haven’t seen my wife and kids in four months. The whole league hates me. And [...]
INT. ERIC MANGINI’S OFFICE — DAY
A fridge, microwave, and Ikea futon-bed are stuffed around a desk and filing cabinet. Mangini: It’s all going according to plan. Come Sunday, the Vikings will have no idea who our quarterback is! (gazing longingly into a mirror) Eric, you devil. You truly are a Man-genius!The door flies open: D.A.: Hey coach. You wanted to [...]
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