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Life As An Anti-Fan™
I revel in others’ misfortunes. Whether it’s a fireworks factory explosion, a skateboard crash, or a good old-fashioned shot to the nuts, if it’s painful and not happening to me, I eat it up (I’m not alone in this; there’s a reason that COPS has been on television for twenty years.). I think it has [...]
I Hates You, Sorgi
As soon as I saw Jim Sorgi trot onto the field, I knew that this wasn’t the Browns’ night. Look at his legs. He looks like an American Apparel model. Or a member of The Strokes. Those aren’t the legs of an NFL quarterback. But I can’t blame it all on Jim. Tony Dungy gift-wrapped [...]
Week 17: I Loves You, Sorgi
Jokes and Gershwin references aside, the fate of the Cleveland Browns’ post-season hopes rests on the arm of the guy on the right. He’s Indianapolis Colts back-up quarterback Jim Sorgi. Even though Marvin Harrison is likely to play against the Titans, Peyton Manning (a.k.a. Johnny Commercialpants) probably won’t see much field time. Because Tony Dungy is a wuss. I [...]
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